Not officially.

Not on purpose.

It just happened.

Now we ship on feelings, fix on weekends, apologize on Mondays.

The gap keeps growing

Code generation gets faster. Testing stays manual. Every release, the distance between what we ship and what we test grows wider.

We write unit tests for the code we remember to test. We click through the UI once and call it QA.

You know exactly what happens next

That dropdown that breaks when you select the last option. That form that submits twice if you click too fast. That state that corrupts when users navigate backwards.

Real users find these in minutes.

You find out on Twitter.

The Buffalos are here

Not one bot. A stampede. They test like humans, but with inhuman patience. They click everything users click, in every order users click it.

The Buffalos find what you missed. Record how it broke. Show you exactly how to break it again.

No more shipping on vibes.

No more "tested it locally".

No more surprises in production.

This is the intervention

The moment we stop pretending speed and quality are enemies. They never were. We just chose speed and called it innovation.

Welcome to evidence-based shipping.